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Topic: ok, where's all the...
ellgee1976's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:46 PM
....men in their 30's that are 5' 10 and taller?? lol

there seems to be a shortage ( no pun intended) of taller men in this age range...or they're all MIA lol

ajhagena's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:48 PM
I forcibly recruited them into a labor force so I could build a giant monument to myself in the middle of the Amazon.

Unfortunately none of them were vaccinated and they all died of mysterious jungle illnesses.

I apologize for all the ladies out there who's chances at meeting a prince charming are now reduced.

fortsmithman's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:49 PM
I'm 5'11 but I'm 40 not in the 30's

Maudred's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:50 PM
Im 6 foot 6. buuut, im 20 XD

ajhagena's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:50 PM
I'm 5'11 but I'm 40 not in the 30's

Which is why you weren't recruited to build my monument!

Peacekeeper101's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:51 PM
To that I have to ask...


Where's all the women who like short dark and handsome?

We complain that women are stereotyped into having to be skinny and curvy with huge breasts... but what about us short guys who have to live up to women always wanting a taller man, hmm? :P

Anyway, my wife's an inch taller than me, and we're quite happy... I'm still able to lift her up, and toss her around like a ragdoll as it were :P.

no photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:52 PM
Edited by Blackfox12 on Wed 01/30/08 11:53 PM
what most of my friend's are all 6 foot tall

Just like me no shortage do i see laugh laugh

euey1's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:52 PM
hey i'm here. i'm 6ft tall + 39yrs old. i'm euey1. how are you?:smile:

duckiegiggles's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:53 PM
Edited by duckiegiggles on Wed 01/30/08 11:58 PM

I'm 5'11 but I'm 40 not in the 30's

Which is why you weren't recruited to build my monument!

okay im going to ask
what did you do with the chicken that was in the bucket before you put it on your head??
starting the hear Goodbye Horses going threw my head again!

wiley's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:53 PM
I've been right here all along gorgeous...

devildog08's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:55 PM
im 6 ft, but im 18.

ajhagena's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:56 PM
what did you do with the chicken that was in the bucket before you put it on your head??

Have you ever heard of Doctor Frankenstein?

Well, let's just say that he was my mentor.

Of course, I've learned from his mistakes, and my reanimated chicken corpse is kept safely in a cage. And if it ever asks me to make it a mate, I will do so with great haste, lest I release the wrath of FRANKENCHICKEN.

no photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:59 PM

what did you do with the chicken that was in the bucket before you put it on your head??

Have you ever heard of Doctor Frankenstein?

Well, let's just say that he was my mentor.

Of course, I've learned from his mistakes, and my reanimated chicken corpse is kept safely in a cage. And if it ever asks me to make it a mate, I will do so with great haste, lest I release the wrath of FRANKENCHICKEN.


I think "Chickenstein" actually works better, thematically speaking. Better from the standpoint of syllable count.

And the deformed lab assistant can be Eggor.

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:02 AM


what did you do with the chicken that was in the bucket before you put it on your head??

Have you ever heard of Doctor Frankenstein?

Well, let's just say that he was my mentor.

Of course, I've learned from his mistakes, and my reanimated chicken corpse is kept safely in a cage. And if it ever asks me to make it a mate, I will do so with great haste, lest I release the wrath of FRANKENCHICKEN.


I think "Chickenstein" actually works better, thematically speaking. Better from the standpoint of syllable count.

And the deformed lab assistant can be Eggor.


Oh no Lex... say it ain't so..

That was really Fowl...


no photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:02 AM
6'3 270lb. Last time I checked I wasnt MIA,lolflowerforyou

ajhagena's photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:03 AM
I think "Chickenstein" actually works better, thematically speaking. Better from the standpoint of syllable count.

And the deformed lab assistant can be Eggor.

Yeah, well, reanimate your own damn chicken corpse. glasses

ellgee1976's photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:03 AM

6'3 270lb. Last time I checked I wasnt MIA,lolflowerforyou


you're also not in your 30's yet :P

hello un-MIA one lol

no photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:06 AM
awww Geeez....brokenheart brokenheart brokenheart brokenheart brokenheart brokenheart :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:



6'3 270lb. Last time I checked I wasnt MIA,lolflowerforyou


you're also not in your 30's yet :P

hello un-MIA one lol

duckiegiggles's photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:06 AM
okay FRANKENCHICKEN forum over there>>>
lets leave this ladies thread alone

ellgee1976's photo
Thu 01/31/08 06:25 AM
gawd, everyone litereally 'left it alone' lol


c'mon, there's gotta be more than just 2 guys my age and tall..

ok ladies..i know you're hiding 'em...lol

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