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Topic: Period Euphemisms
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 01/30/08 07:48 PM
Sometimes a more discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as... Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara Trolling for Vampires A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy Saddling Old Rusty Feelin' Menstru-riffic! Clean-Up in Aisle One Massacre at the Y T-Minus 9 Months and Holding Game Day for the Crimson Tide Panty Shields Up, Captain! Taking Carrie to the Prom Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band Ordering l'Omelette Rouge Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System Aunt Floe is visiting

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Wed 01/30/08 07:50 PM


MissCutiepants Joined Sun 09/23/07 Posts: 44	Wed 01/30/08 07:50 PM
funny, i'll tell ya.

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Wed 01/30/08 07:50 PM
you forgot...falling off the roof...i have no idea how that phrase relates...but it's what my grandma called it

mnhiker Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 3771	Wed 01/30/08 07:52 PM
Sometimes a more discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as... Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara Trolling for Vampires A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy Saddling Old Rusty Feelin' Menstru-riffic! Clean-Up in Aisle One Massacre at the Y T-Minus 9 Months and Holding Game Day for the Crimson Tide Panty Shields Up, Captain! Taking Carrie to the Prom Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band Ordering l'Omelette Rouge Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System Aunt Floe is visiting Sgt. Zygote's Lonely Ragtime Band

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Wed 01/30/08 07:53 PM
my all time fav.....raggin

whoa_melissa Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 8	Wed 01/30/08 07:59 PM Edited by whoa_melissa on Wed 01/30/08 07:59 PM
'Aunt Flow' is probably my favorite.

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