a sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. he wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred along time ago, that he grew up, etc. so he asked his class, where is Jesus today?
steven raised his hand and said, he's in heaven!
mary said, he's in my heart!
johnny waved his hand furiously, blurted out, I know! I know! he's in our bathroom!
the whole class got very quiet, lookedat the teacher, and waited for a response. the teacher was completely at a loss for a few seconds, he finally gathered his wits and asked johnny how he knew this.
johnny replied, well every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells: Jesus Christ, are you still in there?

Wow....

STILL LAUGHING AND I WENT TO PAROCHIAL SCHOOL...

i posted that for you