A little morning humor

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Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this one......

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing
how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends,
"My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."


The second Catholic woman chirps,
"Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say,
'Your Grace.'"


The third Catholic woman says smugly,
"Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.


The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies,
"My son is a gorgeous, 6'2,"

hard bodied, well hung, Male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say,

"My God..

Damn. Nearly choked on coffee. No more.

3 pregnet women in the dr. office waiting room waiting on checkups.1
redhead,1 brunett,1 blond.the redhead says,im having a girl cause i was
on top.the brunett says im having a boy cause he was on top.thay look at
the sobbing blond and ask what is wrong.she says,im having puppies

LOL

i was in a catholic school till i got kicked out, so i think the
catholic joke was friggin hilarious!

to fucking cute be one my self good work

good one catch