*Excellent Retirement Advice*

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 Left of the original$1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had lesS than $5.00 left.

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!

It's called the "401 Keg Plan"!

Sounds like beer is an investment.