A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches up to the Counter and says,
"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
"The social worker behind the counter says "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes 600 convertible, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year, with bonuses at Christmas.
" The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin' me!"The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it"

ha

lol

ditto

RFLOL *cough* the people in my office are starting to look at me funnie ..back to work for me.