On the first day of school, the children brought
gifts for their
teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of
flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a
pretty box of
candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big,
heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a
little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and
asked,
" Champagne ?

"No," said the little boy...

"It's a puppy!"