choose "ULTRA SAFE" every time!!!!!!



The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!

DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine

Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Here, have some wine

What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine and chocolate

I've missed those. ROFLMAO

Ya know this wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't so damned true !
! !

so i should of posted under general?

& tequila plzz not wine !!

Tequila? That'll make things easier.

silly me i was lookin up in gen. see i need a shot!!

That's ok. Gave you an answer there too.

oh i was answering newbee mail. ugh! i started to say im going to quit
saying hi! but thats not me & the 2 guys tonight are nice guys. only had
1 drama queen couple days ago.
starts with a R

Okay back to your question in general. Your place *wink*

****wink********** i had followed you to sherrie's I dont start threads.
then i dont yell at azz's 0;~)

Sorry if I tend to jump around. I will remain here. Will that be easier?

no silly! its fine so do i, then i went to answer a note newbee again.
i was just in sherrie's again

I noticed. Didn't really think I'd just sit here. With so much going on.

& I got lost in poems, i read so slow

Nothing wrong with reading poetry slow. That how we appreciate what
someone's trying to say.

hhmmmmmm just drifting

Fairly quiet now.

yea im answering emails yawn....

At this rate we'll wind up with our own thread. LOL

i thought we are!! dawwmn we got people watchin eeccckkkk