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I will start and each post after me please add a new one!
Mine is: Confucius say...... Man who stand on toilet high on pot. |
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Tis good for boy to meet girl in park, its better for boy to park meat in girl.
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MINE IS: WHY DO MEN FIND IT HARD TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH A KIND 'GOODBYE'? |
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
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MINE IS: WHY DO MEN FIND IT HARD TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH A KIND 'GOODBYE'? 
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Man who walks through airport terminal sideways is going to bangcock.....
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Many who eat many prunes....sit on toilet many moons...
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man who run infront of car get tired
man who run behind car get exhausted |
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Man who fart in church, sits in own pew.
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These are all great thanks.
Here is another one! Man with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger |
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he who back into berry bush has ass in jam
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he who back into berry bush has ass in jam ROTFLMAO..!! Woooohooo.. That's a keeper 
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Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
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He who fish in other man well often catch crab
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It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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he who laugh last often think slowest
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When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
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Confucius say........Panties are not the best things in life, BUTT next to it.
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Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom
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Here is yet another.
man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time. sorry did not know if swearing was allowed in here so sensored my joke a little |
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