a man and a woman who had never met before
but were both married to other people, found them selves
assigned to the same sleeping room
on a trans-continental train

though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room , they both fell asleep quickley

he is the upper bunk and she in the lower
at 1 am , the man gently woke the women saying , ma'am im sorry to bother you , but would you be willing to reach in the closet to get me an extra blanket, im awfully cold .

lets pretend we are married , wow thats a good idea he exclaimed

good she replied . get your own ****en blanket

after a moment of silence he farted