Three nuns are waiting to go in confession to father.

The first one goes in and says, Forgive me father for I have sinned. I saw a man’s penis last night,
The Priest says, Say 5 Hail Marys and wash you eyes out with Holy water.

The second nun goes in and says, Forgive me father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s penis last night.
The Priest say, Say 5 Hail Marys and wash your hands with Holy water.

While the 3rd nun goes in, the first 2 start to do as they were told. A moment later the 3rd nuns comes and and says, Move over girls, I have to gargle.

Very funny....just love the nun jokes.