Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentucky , Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as " HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore ..


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."




2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."




3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.."



4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOY ED COMPANION."




5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."




6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.He does not ha ve a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."




2.?He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."



3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."



4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."




5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."



6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

beer gut ? i call mine the tool shed !

Who made you read it?

what is the term for even worse than overly caucasion? that's me

You know, you could simply, not read it; but seeing how you did and then replied, it must have tickled your fancy, if only in the slightest bit. E-ninjas, away!

Edit: Oh yeah, almost forgot, I thought they were rather funny.

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