After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset because my daughter has red hair.

She can't possibly be mine.' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.
'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors
may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both
sides had jet-black hair for generations. '

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed a bit ashamed.

'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made
love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently. 'It's rust.'

ginger kids scare me

That's a great joke. I'm telling your joke Monday at work. It'll go over big.

Red hair and black leather are my two favorite colors, or so the song about the Vincent Black Shadow goes.

I don't post many jokes, but I thought that one was cute.

I'm glad you liked it. Let me know how it went!

oo! oo! I'm a redhead!!!

OK. I'll tell you Monday if I remember. You can e-mail me yashafox@hotmail.com and remind me, if you'd like. Say, did you hear about the guy who went to sleep and dreamt he was a muffler? He woke up exhausted! Must be like me. I schnore!

hmmmm.... that explains a lot!!

Hey'd you hear about this guy who meets a beautiful doctor?

He said, I don't know what disease she's curing, but I want to get it!

THEY ALWAYS TELL ME THAT REDHEADS ARE SPECIAL!!!!!!!

OMG I love that song!!
Red hair and black leather...my favorite color scheme Have you ever heard Reckless Kelly's version of it??