A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.
He asks the bartender if he would mind watching his monkey while he uses the restroom.
The bartender agrees and the man heads to the john.
meanwhile, the monkey runs down to the end of the bar and leaps onto the pooltable, grabs the eightball and swallows it, then he returns to his seat.
The man comes out of the bathroom only to be confronted by the bartender.
Do you know what your monkey just did?, says the bartender.
No says the man.
He just ran down the bar, jumped on the pool table and swallowed my eightball!
Don't worry says the man, I'll get it back in a few days.
The man comes back a few days later with the monkey, holding a nice shiney eightball.
He hands it to the bartender and again asks is the bartender would mind watching his monkey again while he uses the restroom.
The bartender agrees and the man goes to the john.
The monkey then grabs a peanut from the bowl on the bar, and sticks it in his butt, then eats it. He grabs another and does the same thing. after a few more, the man comes out of the bathroom and again is confronted by the bartender.
Now your monkey is sticking peanuts in his butt and eating them! yells the bartender.

Oh yeah, says the man. After that eightball incedent, he measures everything before he eats it!

heard it though

laugh: BEING A PRIMATE OWNER I LOVE THE JOKES

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Late punchline, too much work for my eyeballs. I skipped directly to it. Peanuts and butts and 8balls measured, O' MY!

nice