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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 01/26/08 03:57 PM
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Five Germans in an Audi Quatro arrive at the
Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them : "Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quatro!" "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quatro means four!" replies the Italian official. "Quatro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort angrily. "Look at ze fokken paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quatro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!" The German replies angrily "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!" "Sorry" respondes the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."  
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 lmao
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LOL
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I'm German, and I sound like that too!!! LOL!
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