THERE WERE 2 MEN THAT WERE NIEGHBORS/FRIENDS,
THEY BOTH NEEDED HELP
BUT,WERE TO OLD...

MAN 1.HEY GEORGE,I NEED MY LOGS CHOPPED.
MAN 2.WELL BILL,I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU...BUT I NEED MY GARDEN HOED.

{SO THEY GOT TOGETHER AND MADE A PLAN.....}

MAN 2.HEY BILL,YOU REMEMBER IN OUR YOUNGER DAYS?
HOW WE COULD NEVER HIDE THE WEED.AND WHEN WE GOT BUSTED...THE COPS TORE EVERYTHING UP...

MAN 1.YEA,I REMEMBER THAT!ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
MAN 1. & 2. LETS MAKE THE CALL!

{SO,MAN 1 CALLS THE COPS FIRST...}

"HELLO,THIS IS THE POLICE STATION.MAY I HELP YOU?"

MAN 1.YES,MY NIEGHBOR IS GROWING WEED IN HIS BACK YARD.

{THE COPS PROMTLY RESPOND.BUT,WHEN THIER DONE,THERE'S NOTHING.}

MAN 1. CALLS MAN 2.HEY,DID YOU GET YOUR GARDEN HOED?
MAN 2.YEA,THANKS!NOW I'LL CALL SO THEY CAN CHOP YOUR LOGS.

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