WRITTEN BY ME AND MY LIL BRO :

Written by guys to all the girls out there
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we really mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. But not cockiness.
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Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too. _______________________________________________
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it (Paying for you).

It's expected.

It's expected if you have a half decent guy.

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Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, we think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

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Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

***Don't talk about how "hott" Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or any other celebrity or any other guy for that matter is in front of us.

It's boring, and WE DON'T CARE.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. TRY IT.

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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BUTT, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT


Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest, and not cry instead.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stay with you every second, just because they love you.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...



....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Well said

very well said! This sounds like a nice guy and the crappy guys that suck! (i counldnt think of anything better to say.)

Ok I want one of these with a side of fries please!!!