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If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Green Bricks? No, glass. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A. Because it can't sit down. If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh? Candy. Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle? Neither, they both burn shorter. If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid. If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls? Goldfish How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking? By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is). Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this. they are not playing each other. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? none. Moses was not on the ark. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? You are in a steel room with no windows, doors or openings. All you have is a matchbook...how do you get out? Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three...Your Out! Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A. At the bottom of the document. Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A. Because it can't sit down. How many books can you put on an empty shelf? One. After that it isn't empty. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12 A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? Meat. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left? 9 If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? The Match! Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer? 70 Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. They did not play with each other. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? Because he is still alive. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? Because the beggar is a woman. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? All the months.  
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 I like those
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gosh, i heard most of those in 6th grade
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