THE BARBER
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves ?
" Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"Your house."

Awesome..had me in tears!

he was a sneaky fella!

haha