At Christmas a man did not give his parents a present. He told them that since they had everything then needed he had decided to take the money he would have spent on a present for them and spend it on a ski vacation for himself.

The father took his son into the kitchen and said "Son there is something that you should know an you are now old enough to handle it 'your mother and I were never married'"

The son was agast, he began to stammer and stutter and he blurted out "how could you do this, never married, do you know what that makes me?"

And the Father calmly replied, "yes I do and a cheap one at that!"

lol