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Manny has seperated from his wife and she's taking him for all he's got
So Manny gets down on his knee's and say's, "God you gotta help me, my wife she want's the T.V the video the music-center and the Furniture. You gotta help me win the lottery or I'm broke." The lottery comes and Manny doesn't win. So he's down on his knee's again and he say's, "God you gotta do something, my wife she now wants the carpets the bed the curtains and my computer. You gotta let me win the lottery please." Again the lottery passes and Manny doesn't win. So down on his knee's he gets and say's, "God my wife she wants the house and the car, I have nothing left you gotta help me win the lottery." Suddenly he hear's this great booming voice from up above saying, "Manny, Manny my son, you gotta go half-way with me, You gotta buy a lottery ticket!"   |
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 That's a good one!
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Good one. |
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