If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room
traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined
the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the
game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the
game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the
game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the
game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill:
hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like
panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this f*ckin sucks i got a
depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight
me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin:
cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye
frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the
luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant
afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon:
stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur
worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me
an army
paTTon: yah hurry the f*ck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin
pounded
deGaulle: this is f*ckin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the
game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur
wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]:
ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bulls**t
u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont!
lol
Roosevelt: u little b**tch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]:
america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f*ckin army
Hitler[AoE]:
thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u
hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the
other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a
path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A F*CKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed
my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im
gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands
full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im
comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before?
sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a
commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh*t
help
Hitler: o man ur f*cked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos
the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow:
lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax
hes killing all my sh*t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my
record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to
say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging
hun c**ksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are
fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been
eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower:
ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this
game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF
my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a
moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why
dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: f*ck
u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon:
f*ck this sh*t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left
the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to
join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0:
hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his
stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some
plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay
gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy
****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won
the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats
bull**** u f*ckin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the
game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n:
l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: f*ck u all
tru_m4n:
shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u
commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the
game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all f*gs
*Stalin
has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a
jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh*t!
*paTTon has left the
game.*