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A Lawyer, Accountant and Biker are having a drink together in a pub.
The Lawyer suddenly said: “It’s our anniversary next week and I’ve bought my wife a diamond ring and a new car” The others said: “Why have you bought her two presents”. The Lawyer said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the ring, she would like the car and know that I love her”. The Accountant not to be outdone said: “On our anniversary I bought my wife A 22ct gold necklace and a two week holiday in the Bahamas” The others said "Why did you do that” The Accountant said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the necklace, she would like the holiday, and know that I love her”. The Biker said: “I bought my common law wife a T-Shirt and a dildo”. The others said: “Why did you buy her them” The Biker said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the T-Shirt, she could go and f*ck herself”.   |
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A Lawyer, Accountant and Biker are having a drink together in a pub. The Lawyer suddenly said: “It’s our anniversary next week and I’ve bought my wife a diamond ring and a new car” The others said: “Why have you bought her two presents”. The Lawyer said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the ring, she would like the car and know that I love her”. The Accountant not to be outdone said: “On our anniversary I bought my wife A 22ct gold necklace and a two week holiday in the Bahamas” The others said "Why did you do that” The Accountant said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the necklace, she would like the holiday, and know that I love her”. The Biker said: “I bought my common law wife a T-Shirt and a dildo”. The others said: “Why did you buy her them” The Biker said: “Well I figured if she didn’t like the T-Shirt, she could go and f*ck herself”. you always have good entertainment, thanks! |
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