Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 14 | |
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i cheat. i scootch.
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I gotta go check how many grannies peeked at me today. Gotta check my AARP meter.
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hey you keep that unkosher dill outta grannies' bloomers!!
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Dear Diary;
I was watching the news this morning... and one of the headlines read "Big Foot Found on Mars" I wish CNN would run more stories like that lol. |
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dEAR DIARY.......I cant find my smokes.......where did you put them??
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I also lost my shoes........
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I stole your smokes!
What's happening everyone? Dear Diary- Not here long. Got to go get my best friend's daughter and get her home to bed. Her son busted his hip (at 8) and they are on their way to the hospital. My poor bunny. This is the little boy that would use any girls hair as a security blanket to sleep if you were snuggling him. Wedding stuff is up and on. Making debut as an old bridesmaid. Hopefully for the last time ever! M |
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awwwwwwwwwww poor thing michele!!!
When is this wedding??? |
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Sunday Sunday Sunday (said in Monster truck announcer voice)
And to top it off, my friend's mom has broken both of her hips (at different times) in the last 5 months). Oy vey. |
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dear diary............i need a cold beer delivered
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Oy Vey!!!! Sunday wedding and broken hip kid.........
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<-----delivers a cold beer to cam.......frosted mug?
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I stole your smokes! What's happening everyone? Dear Diary- Not here long. Got to go get my best friend's daughter and get her home to bed. Her son busted his hip (at 8) and they are on their way to the hospital. My poor bunny. This is the little boy that would use any girls hair as a security blanket to sleep if you were snuggling him. Wedding stuff is up and on. Making debut as an old bridesmaid. Hopefully for the last time ever! M awwww poor lil muffin , my lil guy has a hair fetish I know what thats like |
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I think people in my hair would freak me out.....
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it drives me INSANE sometimes.......
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<-----delivers a cold beer to cam.......frosted mug? |
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<<<<<<<<<calculating appropriate tip
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh red scrubs????
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