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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 14
MicheleNC Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 1640	Sat 01/26/08 10:25 AM
The trip is to a hotel a few miles from my house. Got the dress, shoes, wrap, undergarment suck thing, going to get stockings later. D's outfit is set. Got to pack up makeup and something to wear to work on Monday, I guess. And the hair appliances, all that fun stuff. Gypsy, no times for lists this week with being up at the hospital with my girlfriend and her boy. Really moving now. Can't you tell. Who stole my tweezers?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:26 AM
WTF is Aunt flo doin here a week early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:26 AM
dental floss...........gum......deodorant.......bandaids.....tool kit........feather duster.......corkscrew

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:27 AM
WTF is Aunt flo doin here a week early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:27 AM
<---gets on her private jet and flys to fresh's house for SHOPPING!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:28 AM
You sure its a week early purple?? did you count 28 days?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:32 AM
oh I KNOW !! its 6 days early , i'm like clock work usually....

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 01/26/08 10:32 AM
<<<<<<<<<<<<<lOoKS ArOUnd fOR FrESH>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IS SHE GONE.........****!!! s........H..........o.......P.....P......i......N mY ALL tIME FAV'S

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:32 AM
AAA!!! TELEPORTER IS DOWN!! CAN YA SWING BUY AN PICK ME UP GYPSY??!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:33 AM
<------brings everyone and fresh shopping in............. PARIS!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:35 AM
hMMMMM hope mine isnt early.......Aunt flo should be arriving in 5 days exactly.........and this is my *****y witchy pms time\|!!! Oh Joy!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:36 AM
<-----sends out protective PMS wear to all people with matching shoes and purse of course!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:37 AM
can you feel the RAGE? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:38 AM
can you feel the RAGE? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I CAN~~!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:39 AM
<----HIDES all the knives in purple's house!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:40 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:41 AM Edited by Gypsy41 on Sat 01/26/08 10:48 AM
You my dear may only have a spork!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:42 AM
}} the hairs standing up on the back of her neck , she grabs the spork and begins sharpening it into a SHANK!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/26/08 10:48 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAP!!! HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/26/08 10:50 AM
Quietly she zips into the camouflage outfit , with the hairspray in one hand and lighter in the other she slips out into the hallway to seek out some one who needs a shave..............