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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 01/24/08 06:17 AM
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This drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the toilet. A few minutes later, a loud scream is heard coming from the toilet. then a few minutes later, another loud scream comes from the toilet. Then another loud scream.
The landlord goes into the toilet to investigate. Knocks on the toilet door and yells, "WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING ABOUT IN THERE! YOUR SCARING MY CUSTOMERS!" "I'm just sitting on the toilet says the drunk, "and every time I try to flush the toilet, something comes up and squeezes my balls." The landlord opens the door, looks in and says. "YOU F*CKING IDIOT! YOUR SITTING ON THE MOP BUCKET!".   |
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LMAO
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