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Post your favourite/funniest fortune cookies here!!
Mine: "A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition" |
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"you have beautiful eyes"
kind of funny, kind of creepy haha |
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Just 2 nights ago I had chinese with a friend, and her fortune was "It tastes sweet". That was it. No idea what that was about.
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"Feel compassion for all life, and give knowledge that you have."
fits me perfectly, I'm a nurse =p |
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You will receive a fortune cookie.
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A starship ride has been promised to you
by the galactic wizard. |
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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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stop telling god how big your storm is and start telling your storm how big god is
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Am I the only one LOVING this.
OK Help! I'm being held prisoner inside a Chinese bakery. |
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we have this game we play you read the cookie and add in bed to end of whatever it says
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Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom.
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yall make me want some beef and broccoli and sweet sour chicken w eggroll
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Please don't eat me. I love you.
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Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.
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"Disregard previous cookie."
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"Just be yourself; you are wonderful."
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"You will find happiness with a new love."
"Stick with your wife" Someone wins a cookie if they know what I'm referencing ;) |
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"You will find happiness with a new love." "Stick with your wife" Someone wins a cookie if they know what I'm referencing ;) simsons |
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