Thanks to ya'll!!

Hey Gurlie!!!

How come I never saw your places??

it was a fact,he emailed me a fact thingy and it said you cannot lick your elbow,well I tried,bet ya'll are too

you are sweet

you are sweet cuppy,where are you????

New tonight! Glad you are here!!

Hey cuppy I was looking forward to our conversationa

Heard on the news tonite.....Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Yeah, I got that same e-mail and yep...I tried!!LOL!!

meet me on e-mail in 20 min. kenny. see what your made of.

see I told you didn't I,thank you for admitting that robin,nice of you to join me in my licking game

I was dumn enough to try damn it. lmao rolling on floor

LMAO!!!

hey Monnie if you can't lick your elbows ....let me lick them for you

Just got this in e-mail, thought I'd share the giggles...



(Taken from actual hospital charts.)

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

First dip them in that chocolate martini of cuppy's....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wouldn't that be good

LMAO Robin but........21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. DAMN

LOL!! 4 and 18 are my favs!!

I'm a medical transcriptionist...I can see how these can and DO happen!