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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 01/23/08 12:26 PM
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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. If I throw a stick, will you leave? You! Off my planet! Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2# Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.  
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i liked the last one about the paychecks.. and the one tlaking about working 40 hours to be poor..
well i pretty much enjoyed all of them pretty hilarious.. though i've read a good ammount of them before nice to read them again
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I've always liked:
1. Well la-de-flippin-da 2. You're invading my bubble 3. My butt...my boobs...please kindly your hand remove |
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 most of those are true.....
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