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1. What's the difference between a blonde & an ironing board?
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. 2. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to keep amused. 3. Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the gypsies to the tip. 4. Why did God invent alcohol? So ugly people can get laid. 5. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" or "house!" 6. What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker? Your last blow job. 7. What's the difference between a woman from Italy & a walrus? One's got a moustache & smells of fish & the other lives in the sea. 8. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled 'Coping with 'Darkness'. 9. Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the sh1t out of the guide dog. 10. What have women & condoms got in common? Both spend more time in your wallet than on the end of your c*ck. 11. How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a liquidizer. 12. What's got four legs & an arm? A rottweiler. 13. What do you do if your boiler explodes? Buy her some flowers. 14. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient!! 15. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it. 16. How is p*ssy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. (quality) 17. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 18. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 19. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! 20. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.  
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