Topic: SUGAR AND SPOUSE
uk1971's photo
Tue 01/22/08 01:57 PM
A very inebriated man walks into a nightclub and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her, places his hand up her skirt and begins fondling her. Instantly, she jumps up and slaps him around the face.
"I'm sorry,"
the drunk stammers.
"I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole,"
screams the woman.
"That's funny,"
he mutters back.
"You sound like her, too."

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ladyblack67's photo
Tue 01/22/08 01:57 PM
noway noway noway

zhiba's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:09 PM
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Mossop's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:21 PM
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