FIVE KINDS OF SEX

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon, you both
keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have
kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the
hallway and say, "Truck you!"

5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and
your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

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Dont get me started!!!! so true

So freaking hilarious.. pure genius..

lol!

So true, except I screwed her in the courtroom She didn't get sh!t

Woo hoo lol

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