Bubba and Earl were driving home from a football game when bubba noticed that he was almost out of gas,
Just than Earl say a sign for a gas station that said "Free Sex With fill up". So they decided to stop,
when they got to the station and the attendent said "How can I help you?", Bubba said "FILL IT UP!!".
After the Attendent was finished he said "That'll be $18.95", Bubba said, "Ok, but what about the free sex??" The attendent said "First you have to pick a number between 1 & 10 and if you get it right you get the sex." Bubba and Earl thought that this is going to be very easy so Bubba looks the guy in the eyes and say's, "7", the guy said "no, Its 2."
So than Earl says "Ok. I got it, 9", the guy says "No, I told you it was 2." so they leave.
A little way down the road Bubba Said "Ya know Earl I think that guy played a trick on us." Earl said "No"
"Well how do you know" asked bubba, and earl said, "Because My wife was in there twice last week and she won both times"

lmao good one

lmao good one