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nadius's photo
Tue 01/22/08 09:59 AM
I have seen first hand how true this is everyday on my way to work.


>A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

>He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

>The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

>The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
>"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

>The person says, "I not American, I am Vietnamese."

>The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

>That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!"

> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

>She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

>Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

>The African lady checks her watch and says,"Probably at work".

nightimefantasy's photo
Tue 01/22/08 10:13 AM
laugh

zhiba's photo
Tue 01/22/08 10:15 AM
laugh

kayak69's photo
Tue 01/22/08 10:30 AM
Sad but truegrumble grumble

The_Unforgiven's photo
Tue 01/22/08 10:34 AM
Wow That's Funny Lol, I Almost ****, Cuz It's Seriously True.