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Topic: Now let's see who can sink the lowest
plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Mon 01/21/08 09:08 PM
Now let's see who can sink the lowest with a dirty or sick, so I will start off. How does a lady with a " bad case of crabs" get's rid of them"? She finds a guy who " likes fresh crab".

tonia25 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 844	Mon 01/21/08 09:08 PM
Now that is sick............

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Mon 01/21/08 09:09 PM
Now let's see who can sink the lowest with a dirty or sick, so I will start off. How does a lady with a " bad case of crabs" get's rid of them"? She finds a guy who " likes fresh crab".

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Mon 01/21/08 09:09 PM
YUK

obillyo Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1265	Mon 01/21/08 09:09 PM


Sharon31216 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 748	Mon 01/21/08 09:09 PM
that just made me want to puke lol

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Mon 01/21/08 09:10 PM
Now let's see who can sink the lowest with a dirty or sick, so I will start off. How does a lady with a " bad case of crabs" get's rid of them"? She finds a guy who " likes fresh crab". dude you need a doctor

nuenjins Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 1046	Mon 01/21/08 09:10 PM
I shouldn't have done it. I did. Now I regret it. I actually read this post.

johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Mon 01/21/08 09:11 PM
that just made me want to puke lol

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Mon 01/21/08 09:11 PM
I think you won.

obillyo Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1265	Mon 01/21/08 09:11 PM
what

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 09:12 PM
I think you won.

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Mon 01/21/08 09:12 PM
I have some worse ones then this one on this site. This one should lighten things up A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 09:13 PM
I have some worse ones then this one on this site. This one should lighten things up A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Mon 01/21/08 09:14 PM
Congrats for winning Thread Of The Night That Won't Actually Go Anywhere. (=

Just_Say_When Joined Mon 09/17/07 Posts: 388	Mon 01/21/08 09:21 PM
I refuse to have that lameass crab joke be the "worst!" What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Yeah, I know. Yuck! Blah, blah, blah...and of course there'll be the: "I don't get it..." I apologize in advance...

skelley07 Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 99	Mon 01/21/08 09:46 PM
guess i have to put my two cents in on this one.. Steve wakes up from a hard night of partying with no memory of the night before, and two rings of color around his penis, one red and one brown. Concerned, he goes to the doctor, who proceeds to perform some tests. A while later, the doctor comes back in and says, "Well, son, I've got good news and bad news." "Well, what's the good news?" Steve asks. The doctor says, "well, the red ring is lipstick." Steve smiles and says, "That is good news! At least I had fun, even if i can't remember it...what's the bad news?" "The brown ring is Skoal"

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Mon 01/21/08 09:49 PM
Male and female? Double delight.

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Mon 01/21/08 09:50 PM
Let'see how long we can keep this thread going.

Just_Say_When Joined Mon 09/17/07 Posts: 388	Mon 01/21/08 09:50 PM
guess i have to put my two cents in on this one.. Steve wakes up from a hard night of partying with no memory of the night before, and two rings of color around his penis, one red and one brown. Concerned, he goes to the doctor, who proceeds to perform some tests. A while later, the doctor comes back in and says, "Well, son, I've got good news and bad news." "Well, what's the good news?" Steve asks. The doctor says, "well, the red ring is lipstick." Steve smiles and says, "That is good news! At least I had fun, even if i can't remember it...what's the bad news?" "The brown ring is Skoal"