Two Blondes With Hammers... Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter
work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house
siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss
it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why
are you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those
nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

misho masho