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nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 08:00 PM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

karock1 Joined Sun 01/21/07 Posts: 55	Mon 01/21/08 08:01 PM
Could you hurry this up, I have to pee doesnt work either...lol

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 01/21/08 08:05 PM
ahaha I like that last one. -sniff sniff- "Do you suddenly smell pork products also?" Whats funny is im taking law enforcment classes.

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 08:05 PM
Could you hurry this up, I have to pee doesnt work either...lol

obillyo Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1265	Mon 01/21/08 08:06 PM
got a lite ?

karock1 Joined Sun 01/21/07 Posts: 55	Mon 01/21/08 08:06 PM
Seriously, I got pulled over for speeding and I had to really go...the officer kept lecturing me about how fast I was going...thats when I said that. Of course, I did get a ticket then but I didnt care...I was this close to indecent exposure as well if he didnt hurry it up...lol

RWJ198424 Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 45	Mon 01/21/08 08:07 PM
can you grab a beer for me in the trunk

zanne46 Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5610	Mon 01/21/08 08:07 PM
10 yrs ago i got a ticket... but the cop said if u need anything just put ur hand out the window.. I was like ok... So I put it out like 3 times... Each time i asked him something about either why he stopped me or my lic etc... Afterwards he gave me the ticket.. And I said oh sorry for all the questions..thought a little excersize never hurts... he laughed... This is completely true..lmao

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 08:09 PM
I always liked "You can keep that beer sir, I've got 5 more"

teeray Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 3	Mon 01/21/08 08:09 PM
Number 12 is cute - I can't see why anyone would be offended by it lol

JeremyN Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 21	Mon 01/21/08 08:10 PM Edited by JeremyN on Mon 01/21/08 08:11 PM
Here's a few more. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it down. I love this song. Either speak up, or just leave me alone. Those sirens are hurting my ears. Turn them off or I am not speaking to you. I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Wow, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 08:11 PM
Here's a few more. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it down. I love this song. Either speak up, or just leave me alone. Those sirens are hurting my ears. Turn them off or I am not speaking to you. I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Wow, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

the_don6972 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1513	Mon 01/21/08 08:17 PM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" is that first one really true, you know the texas part?

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Mon 01/21/08 08:18 PM Edited by nadius on Mon 01/21/08 08:18 PM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? Yes 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" is that first one really true, you know the texas part? Yes it is

kearbey75 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 867	Mon 01/21/08 08:18 PM
if your in a car full of mexicans, and your the passenger, and the cops speaking to the driver, dont tell the guys in the trunk to keep it down.

the_don6972 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1513	Mon 01/21/08 08:22 PM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? Yes 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" is that first one really true, you know the texas part? Yes it is really, im moving to texas