>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
>4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>
>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>
>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
>
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
>door
>don't turn down the stereo.
>
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
>16. You take naps somewhere between noon to 6 PM!
>
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
>
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,
>rather than settle, your stomach.
>
>19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
>antacid,
>not condoms and pregnancy tests.
>
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
>going to
>drink that much again."
>
>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
>work.
>
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your sorry old
>butt.
>Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends because you
>know
>they'll enjoy it & do the same.

only 2 apply to me!

I think we can all agree that we've been able to cling onto #23!

Haha.

I resemble some of those!

Most of the above.

All of my favourite things still happen early in the morning. Despite having to rise at 5:30 or 6:00 to get ready for work, you will still find me awake at 3:00 sometimes. Staying up this late on weekends is especially common. Next time I find myself up at 3:00, I'm going someplace for chicken wings.

(Okay, I'm grown up. Mostly what I like to do at 3:00 a.m. is to go grocery shopping. I love my 24-hour grocery store.)