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Yankees just don't have that sense of humor! Hey! 
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funny wierd sarcastic and lovable
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Really short attention span -- not a "people person" (more like a reclusive hermit) -- makes fun of people who can't spell -- changes channels whenever a commercial comes on, especially if it has anything to do with Billy Mays and/or Oxi-Clean -- Allergic to marriage -- doesn't get the whole "lingerie" thing -- can't cook at all without explosions and fires occurring (I am now legally barred from getting within 500 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico) -- I could go on and on.... 
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Yankees just don't have that sense of humor! Hey! You ain't a yankee! 
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if ya like chefs and one that looks like a member of bon jovi then that best describs me... go figure
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I'm just plain ugly. Fortunately, to know me is to love me.
Also, I have a propensity for violence - not aggressive violence, but assertive violence. I do believe that it, sometimes, is the answer. |
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I sound like I am 8yrs old, I don't believe a lot of what I am told, I have to see it to believe it, and most of my family is racist.
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I resemble roadkill but smell worse
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im a blunt smart ass that aint afriad to say whats on my mind..oh yeah im funny as hell to
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I snore sometimes..
 
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im a blunt smart ass that aint afriad to say whats on my mind..oh yeah im funny as hell to  I like her, but she is from TN and might be my sister. Oh well, I'm Southern, so I guess that's cool. |
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Yankees just don't have that sense of humor! Hey! You ain't a yankee! Haha, glad we're clear on that! Cheers.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm A dash of pizzazzzzzzzzzzzz
A spoonful of.... I'll give you something to cry about A pinch of.... Hope,, that tomorrow brings bigger rainbows and lotsa love to give,,, Mom,,, simple as can be.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm yeppers thats me
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Edited by
Fade2Black
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Mon 01/21/08 06:15 PM
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Road Rage ........ the need for speed
I can also be a biatch ... but only when someone deserves it  J/K on the RR .. so I don't want 100 friggin emails about how I need to chill. I just love to drive fast ... no prob if you're in my way. That's what sports cars are for.....weaving
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im a blunt smart ass that aint afriad to say whats on my mind..oh yeah im funny as hell to I like her, but she is from TN and might be my sister. Oh well, I'm Southern, so I guess that's cool. lol i was born a yankee so muhahaha |
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Edited by
southern_bee
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Mon 01/21/08 08:29 PM
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though i am looking for a southern man..not an anooying boy even those most people annoy me |
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I'm a bluntly honest sarcastic smoking b.i.t.c.h...who is tired of peoples s.h.i.t and games...ha ain't ya so freakin happy I fukin answered now
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took ya long enugh to answer ya slacker
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Smokey, Bluesy, Funky, Beautiful, Cute and funny I've been called all those, but my favorite is Muthrphuckin' Bas+ard.
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