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Topic: mans worst lies
alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Mon 01/21/08 12:28 PM
Ohhhh, nickin, love the bio. Was it the nipple that did it? Maybe I'll keep this pic after all.

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Mon 01/21/08 12:29 PM
I never put my d*ck in the peanut butter!! Gypsy, you're dating the WRONG people.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 01/21/08 12:29 PM
I never put my d*ck in the peanut butter!! WTF ????? DONT TELL ME YOUVE NEVER DONE THAT!!!

Dukes71107 Joined Fri 11/23/07 Posts: 160	Mon 01/21/08 12:29 PM
I never put my d*ck in the peanut butter!! Gypsy, you're dating the WRONG people. Perhaps the wrong species......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 01/21/08 12:32 PM


ellgee1976 Joined Sat 10/28/06 Posts: 7296	Mon 01/21/08 12:33 PM
TIME OUT !!!!! Why do most of you think when a guy says "I LOVE YOU, they are lieing? why do i think they're lieing? cuz the world throws that word around soooo easily anymore

chuck366 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4666	Mon 01/21/08 12:35 PM
I never put my d*ck in the peanut butter!! WTF ????? DONT TELL ME YOUVE NEVER DONE THAT!!! [/quote mayo jar only......did i say that.......thats way wrong, bye

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Mon 01/21/08 12:35 PM
Another one. Have you guys noticed how many pretty people are from Kansas?

Dukes71107 Joined Fri 11/23/07 Posts: 160	Mon 01/21/08 12:39 PM
Another one. Have you guys noticed how many pretty people are from Kansas? yeah dude, all that E-85 and corn feed

ellgee1976 Joined Sat 10/28/06 Posts: 7296	Mon 01/21/08 01:33 PM
yeah dude, all that E-85 and corn feed then what's MY excuse? lmao

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Mon 01/21/08 01:35 PM
I love you.

ellgee1976 Joined Sat 10/28/06 Posts: 7296	Mon 01/21/08 01:38 PM
lmao i love you too sissy

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Tue 01/22/08 08:34 AM
I NEVER WORE YOUR PANTIES WHILE YOU WERE OUT!!! No way she'll catch me... She's supposed to call before she heads home!

angelindarkness Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 6492	Wed 01/23/08 04:59 AM
I'm working late. You didn't hear a woman's voice in the background. You're imagining it. I'm going on a business trip.

angelindarkness Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 6492	Wed 01/23/08 05:00 AM
I'm not married She's just a friend Those are good ones, too.

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Wed 01/23/08 05:10 AM
I will call you tomorrow ...yeh right lol

angelindarkness Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 6492	Wed 01/23/08 05:31 AM
I absolutely hate that one. It is a pet peeve. I'd rather they just say, "talk to you again soon". Funny, none of the Men I have met on alternative sites ever say it, and they do end up calling very soon. heh

susanbertholf Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 57	Wed 01/23/08 05:36 AM
How about: I'm not married I have only 1 ex-wife I don't pay child support (usually because they're trying to avoid doing so) I've never hit a woman I'll never lie to you Of course I'll get a job I didn't do it (THAT one covers a lot of territory...) I've never cheated on anyone I'll call you

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Wed 01/23/08 05:37 AM
yeh its one of my pet hates too ...why cant honesty be involved ..old enough to know the score lol

angelindarkness Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 6492	Wed 01/23/08 07:48 PM
I live alone I'm single That kid in the background that said "Daddy"?, no he wasn't talking to me. My cell phone accidentally speed-dialed you and you heard me making Memorial Day plans for a big barbeque at my home with a woman? You imagined it. It never happened. You could swear it was my voice? You imagined it. It wasn't me.