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Topic: An Amish farmer
nu2topcat Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1317	Mon 01/21/08 11:03 AM
> > An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his > > pond, with his hand. > > > > The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin > > gesheissen." > > > > Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it." > > > > The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in > > English." > > > > The Amish man says: > > "Use two hands,.You'll get more!

deadpoet Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 197	Mon 01/21/08 11:05 AM


Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 01/21/08 11:05 AM
What do call A hand up A Horses A*s? A Amish Mechanic......

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Mon 01/21/08 11:06 AM


jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 01/21/08 11:06 AM
What do call A hand up A Horses A*s? A Amish Mechanic...... : :

fragile_2 Joined Fri 09/21/07 Posts: 3	Mon 01/21/08 11:18 AM
That was not nice of you to post such a joke, offending both the Amish and Muslim communities.

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