Four married guys go fishing...
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
1st guy says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
2nd guy said, "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
3rd guy said, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
4th guy says, "I just set my alarm for 4:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said Fishing or sex?" she said, "Wear sun-block."