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Topic: sex
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/20/08 11:18 PM
But not tonite honey I have a headache.

Steelhead Joined Wed 01/16/08 Posts: 97	Sun 01/20/08 11:18 PM
Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! well im no min man lol i last hours its the girl who gets tired and orasmed out. lol no offense but we've all heard that one before. I've only dated ONE guy that could keep up with me... damn I miss him lol well let's see grass was greener so u thought thats why he's not there not lol no, he isn't here because he moved and I didn't told ya you don't have no move lol hehe

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sun 01/20/08 11:18 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/20/08 11:19 PM
Not tonite honey I have pms.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/20/08 11:20 PM
When women created pms men created ESPN!

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Sun 01/20/08 11:22 PM
3 times a day jus' my luck all the nymps are in the midwest

Steelhead Joined Wed 01/16/08 Posts: 97	Sun 01/20/08 11:25 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway big pocket to knock down all them 10 pins lol / ever thought about turning yourself inside out you'd probably look like a porkypine lol

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/20/08 11:26 PM
Ahh there's nothing more personal than the feeling of sticking it in a warm jar of mayonaise. Snaps back my ass.

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Sun 01/20/08 11:26 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or when you have to strap a 2x4 to your back so you don't fall in!

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sun 01/20/08 11:28 PM
Ahh there's nothing more personal than the feeling of sticking it in a warm jar of mayonaise. Snaps back my ass. I think that just may be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard lol

Steelhead Joined Wed 01/16/08 Posts: 97	Sun 01/20/08 11:30 PM
Ahh there's nothing more personal than the feeling of sticking it in a warm jar of mayonaise. Snaps back my ass. I think that just may be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard lol do you really know what's n your frig lol

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/20/08 11:36 PM
Back in high school there was this mouthy chick. I wanted to get in her pants so bad. One night I got my chance. The moment she took her pants off the smell of rotton box choked me. I told her "put those pants on right now, and get the hell out of here! And wash that thing once in awhile!!!"

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sun 01/20/08 11:37 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or when you have to strap a 2x4 to your back so you don't fall in! Wonder Jill's my friend don't go there darlin'...

obillyo Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1265	Sun 01/20/08 11:38 PM
Back in high school there was this mouthy chick. I wanted to get in her pants so bad. One night I got my chance. The moment she took her pants off the smell of rotton box choked me. I told her "put those pants on right now, and get the hell out of here! And wash that thing once in awhile!!!" ......eeeeeeeww....what a turn off.....traumatizing !....

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sun 01/20/08 11:39 PM
I love u 2 prncs

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Sun 01/20/08 11:40 PM
until i say i'm done

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Sun 01/20/08 11:40 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or when you have to strap a 2x4 to your back so you don't fall in! Wonder Jill's my friend don't go there darlin'... I was agreeing with her? she made the comment about throwing a hot dog down a hallway! plus like it matters to me. i can get friction off a 5 gallon pickle bucket

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sun 01/20/08 11:41 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or when you have to strap a 2x4 to your back so you don't fall in! Wonder Jill's my friend don't go there darlin'... I was agreeing with her? she made the comment about throwing a hot dog down a hallway! plus like it matters to me. i can get friction off a 5 gallon pickle bucket hahahahahahaha

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sun 01/20/08 11:41 PM
see all women saying that when it come rite down to it calm up every time get mad an say screw you you get it when I say you can / don't lye you're dating the wrong women then... don't add me into that mix lol Exactly Jill.. From what I see there is a lot of generalizing going on.. YET the blame is going on the women.. HMMMMM I can think of plenty of times the 2 min he had wasn't worth getting undressed for... Hmmmmmm Steel? Balls in your court! hahhahaha you got that right. damn men just fall asleep... quit blamin it on us ;) well If you wouldn't just lay there n move a little well if you would just give me a reason to wake up, I might move a lil WELL if pocket was smaller side walls could feel might 'ev stayed on for awhile LOL not my fault you are with chicks that are like thrownin a hot dog down a hallway ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or when you have to strap a 2x4 to your back so you don't fall in! Wonder Jill's my friend don't go there darlin'... I was agreeing with her? she made the comment about throwing a hot dog down a hallway! plus like it matters to me. i can get friction off a 5 gallon pickle bucket lmao well that is something you never told me.. Ok I'm sorry I misunderstood.. Um Wonder I think Delta is after you... You're in for a TREAT!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/20/08 11:42 PM
She's been mad at me for 22 years because I wouldn't screw her sick box. A couple summers ago my rockband played an outdoor gig and she was there. Still hurting and wanting revenge she looked at me and said "oh my god its kyle. Yeah ditch the guitar." in which I replied "oh my god its jeanne, yeah wash your p*ssy."