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Do they put underwear on corpses?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? Why do child labour laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? Why does jelly have a smell when you add the powder/cubes to the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? Whats a question with no answer called? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop? Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't give up the day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why is a square meal served on round plates? If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? Why do they call the small chocolate bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take Sweets from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?   |
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Woow..
So many questions that I could come up with answers to but then change my mind. And now my head hurts. Thanks.. Lol It's time for the sequel of "Why do men have nipples" to be published xD |
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