Topic: Beer is Better than Women... | |
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Just jokes...really no harm intended ladies...
Beer is Better than Women Because... You can enjoy a beer all month. Beer stains wash out. HANGOVERS go away. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy. You can share a beer with your friends. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer. A beer is always wet. beer doesn't care when you come. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left. When your beer is gone, you just pop another. Beer looks the same in the morning. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month. Beer labels don't go out of style every year. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet. Beer doesn't demand equality. Beer doesn't have a lawyer. Big, fat beers are nice to have. Beer is easy to get into. Beer doesn't live with its mother. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission Beer tastes good A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the supermarket |
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For your sake I hope your beer knows how to cook and gives oral well.
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lol estre, i'll take a beer over a guy!
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Beer does make guys look better too!!!
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that's so true catchme! The more beer, the better they look!
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For your sake I hope your beer knows how to cook and gives oral well. Yep!! |
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Edited by
slushpuppie86
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Sun 01/20/08 04:01 PM
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lol is it really so bad to buy tampons lol its in a box all you have to do is touch the box lol thats it lol besides beer can be better than men alot of times through out the day lol
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slush, how many slushies did you have? Looking good eh? lol
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funny chev how you got all the women over here mentioning beer and making you guys look good, lol..
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Edited by
68chevy
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Sun 01/20/08 04:09 PM
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Some of of have it....and some of us lost it somewhere.....hey comeback here!!!
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