Scientific Explanation of Hell
>
> The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington
> chemistry midterm. The answer by one student was so "profound" that
the
> professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
> course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
> (absorbs heat)?
> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
> (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
> variant.
> One student, however, wrote the following:
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we
> need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate
> at which they are leaving.
> I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it
will
> not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
> As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
> Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
state
> that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
> Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not
> belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
> Hell.
> With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
> souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
> change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
> for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume
of
> Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
> This gives two possibilities:
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
> until all Hell breaks loose.
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the rate at which souls
> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
> freezes over.
> So which is it?
> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa, (Cheerleader
Captain
> and Class Valedictorian) during my Freshman year that, "it will be a
> cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the
> fact that I slept with her last night and again this morning, then
> number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
> has already frozen over.
> The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
> follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
> extinct...leaving only Heaven, and thereby proving the existence of a
> divine being which explains why, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!!!"
>
> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

That is fantastic!!! oh wow. it's amusing how often we come across crazy stuff on the internet!

Deb, you are so cool...love ya girl!!!

Gotta try to keep a smile on!!

We alway's manage that now dont we?..

That's one of the funniest things I ever heard