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Topic: Morning sex,,, is this the right forum?
northernexposure Joined Fri 08/24/07 Posts: 153	Sat 01/19/08 03:56 PM
MORNING SEX... She was in the kitchen preparing two boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,.... right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer 's broken."

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Sat 01/19/08 03:57 PM
Not going there ...........

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Sat 01/19/08 03:58 PM
Now you're cookin!

northernexposure Joined Fri 08/24/07 Posts: 153	Sat 01/19/08 04:01 PM
I should have placed it in the Religion Chat forum. It would be a SIN to waste a good morning, or over cook an egg, either way.

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Sat 01/19/08 04:05 PM
as I said in the other post, there had better be a round two or there were going to be problems

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/19/08 04:08 PM
egg's ! yahhhh,

ScorpioSkydiver Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 7	Sat 01/19/08 04:08 PM
heck, is that all a guy has to do to get breakfast in here ?

northernexposure Joined Fri 08/24/07 Posts: 153	Sat 01/19/08 04:09 PM
as I said in the other post, there had better be a round two or there were going to be problems No prob, might need a pasemaker.

andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Sat 01/19/08 04:10 PM
haha!

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Sat 01/19/08 04:14 PM
as I said in the other post, there had better be a round two or there were going to be problems No prob, might need a pasemaker. We could go slow and easy so not to get the heart too excited...lol

northernexposure Joined Fri 08/24/07 Posts: 153	Sat 01/19/08 04:16 PM
as I said in the other post, there had better be a round two or there were going to be problems No prob, might need a pasemaker. We could go slow and easy so not to get the heart too excited...lol Works for me, I'll set the timer.

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Sat 01/19/08 04:21 PM
as I said in the other post, there had better be a round two or there were going to be problems No prob, might need a pasemaker. We could go slow and easy so not to get the heart too excited...lol Works for me, I'll set the timer.

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Sat 01/19/08 04:23 PM
Talk about over easy!

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 01/19/08 04:24 PM
heck, is that all a guy has to do to get breakfast in here ? Come on! That was BRILLIANT!!!!!

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 01/19/08 04:25 PM
Talk about over easy! THAT was too!!!! Holy COW the puns that could come from this.... . ..

northernexposure Joined Fri 08/24/07 Posts: 153	Sat 01/19/08 04:26 PM
Talk about over easy! Hey theres always sunny side up.

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Sat 01/19/08 04:28 PM
Aaronzdad, ya want the next obvious one or should I?

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 01/19/08 04:35 PM
Aaronzdad, ya want the next obvious one or should I? Fire away!

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