Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel
is discouraged.

Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is
forbidden.
(It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)

Rental cars are not to be used to go "over the river and through the
woods to Grandma's house."
Endlessly singing "Frosty, the Snowman" under your breath at the mall
will result in "no presents" this year.

All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25, 2001.

Laced Eggnog will not be secreted in Pepsi cans.

Letting Grampa play "Santa" in long underwear dyed red is discouraged.
Several children are still in therapy as a result of last year's
"incident" when Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter Cottontail made an unexpected
"appearance."