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Topic: Older Love Making
68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Sat 01/19/08 09:09 AM
Two 70 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 01/19/08 09:10 AM


WOWCANDYKISSES Joined Mon 12/24/07 Posts: 224	Sat 01/19/08 09:11 AM


bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Sat 01/19/08 09:11 AM
omg...i would never consider surgical alteration of my body...but i'm doing the hormone replacement therapy...i do not want to be an old dried up sexless woman

andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Sat 01/19/08 09:13 AM
lol

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sat 01/19/08 09:15 AM


Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Sat 01/19/08 09:15 AM
Get out KY or the WD40 and have a Ball or A Couple of em.

Maizy Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 410	Sat 01/19/08 10:24 AM

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