A jogger is running, by the lake, by the woods. He hears moaning off in
the distance. He runs over and discovers a woman propped up against a
tree...with no arms and no legs. He says "Can I help you?" She says "I'm
29, have no arms or legs, and I've never been hugged..." He feels sorry
for her so he leans over, gives her a hug, and goes on his way.

Another jogger is not far behind, running by the lake, by the woods and
hears this sobbing off in the distance. He goes over to check it out and
discovers this woman. He says, "Can I help you?" She sobs, "I'm 29 years
old, have no arms or no legs, and I've never been kissed." He feels
sorry for her, and says "Well, I'll give you a kiss", and does just
that.

A few minutes later, another jogger comes along, jogging by the lake, by
the woods. He hears this loud wailing off in the distance. He follows
the sound and comes across the woman. "Can I help you?" he asks. She
replies: "I'M 29 YEARS, OLD, I HAVE NO ARMS, I HAVE NO LEGS, AND I'VE
NEVER BEEN FUCKED!"

So the jogger picks her up, throws her in the lake, and says "Now you're
fucked!"

Oh man!

That's bad dude! LOL

Did she bob for it? LOL

lol